Painfully British Haikus

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/25/2020 - 04:05
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Dale Shaw
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Hardback
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Penguin Books Ltd
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14/11/2019
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9780241429747
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Dale Shaw|Hardback|Penguin Books Ltd|14/11/2019
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This Christmas give them,The PERFECT stocking filler, Sure to make them laugh. The Sellotape endUnlocatable it seemsChristmas is cancelled How many gin tinsIs decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splashMy Hobnob falls to piecesMy tea is sullied Every houseplantSuffers a slow painful deathI am a monster You're at the seasideA seagull eyes your MagnumYou won't win that fight Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people - a great stocking filler or secret santa gift!
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